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My Story in Fifteen Facts

30 Day Writing Challenge - Day 15 Write 15 interesting facts about yourself. I can't promise 15 interesting facts about myself--I can't even promise 15 things you care to hear about, but the following list contains 15 things that came to mind when given this prompt. I was born on Christmas. But I'm not Jesus. It's… Continue reading My Story in Fifteen Facts

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My Time in Prison Circa 2000

30 Day Writing Challenge - Day 14 What is your earliest memory? I have a pretty good memory. Sometimes it freaks me out how I can remember the most obscure comments and insignificant details. I often think I can remember things that happened when I was a toddler. I know these memories are probably just… Continue reading My Time in Prison Circa 2000

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Life Condensed

30 Day Writing Challenge - Day 12 Bullet point your whole day. Woke up Was excellent Went to bed My life can easily be condensed to a series of bullet points which I find depressing. It's good for organizing my day, but pathetic in every other sense. My alarm went off I was immediately confused… Continue reading Life Condensed

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Blacklist Me

30 Day Writing Challenge - Day 10 What is your guilty pleasure? Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. It has been three years since my last confession. With this post, I am prepared to lose some friends... Nickleback. I've tried to hate them, and some of their lyrics are lazy, but they remind me so… Continue reading Blacklist Me

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A Pirate’s Life for Me

30 Day Writing Challenge - Day 9 If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? As a young, naive child, I used to answer this question with much enthusiasm by exclaiming: "nurse!" or "teacher!" This is because adults couldn't handle the truth. I always had to censor what I said… Continue reading A Pirate’s Life for Me